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Travels to the city of Burlington Vermont.

So recently I traveled to the city of Burlington, Vermont. I decided to go to Burlington to visit some friends. My friend Jess drove me to Burlington and I can’t thank her enough. We listened to the Chronic by Dr.Dre on the way to Burlington. My adventure was really fun. I made lots of new friends, ate some excellent pizza, and made snow men people porn. I also saw the coolest old lady. She had bright pink hair, rode around on a scooter, and smoked cigarettes. I want to be that cool when I’m old. Oh and I went to a party with my friend Sarah and everyone thought my name was Claus and that I was a hipster from Holland even though I said “I’m Cloot. I’m from Vermont.” I was okay with that. It was a good adventure and it really taught me a lot. Like that my ID is expired and people wont sell me booze because of it.

 Snow Porn. In Photo are my friends Sarah and Shannon. I'm in the orange Jacket.

Photo taken by Kyle Tansley

Coolest elder women ever. Photo by Jess Johnson

Photo taken by Jess Johnson

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