So recently I traveled to the city of Burlington, Vermont. I decided to go to Burlington to visit some friends. My friend Jess drove me to Burlington and I can’t thank her enough. We listened to the Chronic by Dr.Dre on the way to Burlington. My adventure was really fun. I made lots of new friends, ate some excellent pizza, and made snow men people porn. I also saw the coolest old lady. She had bright pink hair, rode around on a scooter, and smoked cigarettes. I want to be that cool when I’m old. Oh and I went to a party with my friend Sarah and everyone thought my name was Claus and that I was a hipster from Holland even though I said “I’m Cloot. I’m from Vermont.” I was okay with that. It was a good adventure and it really taught me a lot. Like that my ID is expired and people wont sell me booze because of it.

Photo taken by Kyle Tansley

Photo taken by Jess Johnson
LOVE CLOOT!